The universe is against healthy eating...

The universe is not helping my healthy eating plan....there are cookies by my desk at work, because it's the cookie drop off spot. They look good, so I was like I'm going to eat my apple and my mandarin orange and that will head off temptation. So I go wash my apple and it turns out it's rotten so then I go to the mandarin and I drop half of it on the floor. I guess the universe wants me to eat cookies?